Peru 2019

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This report comes late, seeing as this trip happened approximately a year ago. But 2019 was a busy year... Visiting Peru marked several personal "firsts" for me: my first visit to the continent of South America, my first time to cross the equator (though just barely), the highest altitudes I have experienced.

We followed a complicated itinerary: Lima to Puno to Cusco to Machu Picchu back to Cusco to Lima and then home. Lima is at sea level whereas the other locations are at considerable altitude.



The weather at Christmas in Lima resembles summer in Maryland. The hill in the background oddly resembles Diamond Head.


A Peruvian Christmas tree. I much prefer this approach of decorating a native species to the obviously fake evergreens I have seen in other tropical locales.


After a couple of days in Lima, we flew to the city of Puno, on the banks of Lake Titicaca. For the first time in my life I experienced the effects of altitude. Puno lies an an altitude of 12,556 feet (3827m) above sea level, slightly higher than Lhasa, Tibet.

From the airport we took a rather lengthy taxi ride, through a town that looked pleasantly strange and unlike any place I had been before, and then across a quasi-rural landscape that reminded me of part of Texas where I grew up, to the town of Puno proper. We exited the taxi and went into the hotel lobby. Mrs. Gorodish then informed me that she wasn't feeling well. And, like Wile E. Coyote looking down to find empty space beneath his feet, I felt it too.

The first sensation is the obvious one of having not quite enough air. One should be able to compensate, I would assume, by breathing deeper and faster. Whether I didn't apply the theory properly, or it's just wrong, shortly there followed effects I had heard about but never experienced before: headache and nausea. We tried the local remedies: coca tea (which had no effect that I could feel) and then a local pharmaceutical (about which more to say later).

I had heard that sleeping is difficult at high altitude, and I now understood why that is true. It seems that when your autonomous breathing takes over as you fall asleep, you aren't getting enough air. So you wake up and breathe heavily. And the cycle starts again....


After two days in Puno, we took the train to Cusco. Here I admire the shrewdness with which the Peruvians are leveraging their major resource of natural beauty for the tourist trade. Peru has no high-speed rail (nor, I suspect, even medium-speed rail). High-speed rail might well be impossible on routes that climb up and descend at significant grades. 

Perurail makes a virtue of necessity by rebranding the Puno-Cusco train (which apparently runs at an average speed of 24 mph/40 kph) as a ten-hour luxury experience---deluxe food, entertainment, etc. 



I missed a good shot here. Open space is such a premium here (not sure why--there's plenty of empty land) that the market is set up next to the train tracks and even on the tracks. Merchandise is spread out across the tracks, low enough that the train can pass over, and people scramble out of the way when the train passes by.


The highest spot on the route is the La Rava pass at 4338 meters (14232 feet). The thinness of the air was a remarkable sensation. But locals (of course) had no problem with it.

An interesting feature of this trip was the gradual change of the landscape from reddish-brown and arid around Puno, gradually greener, and extremely verdant in the area of Cusco. The mountains, too, became more rugged, extremely steep, almost vertical in places. Some of the train cars had domed observation roofs---this was one place with truly a lot of interesting things to see overhead.

For the latter part of the journey the track ran along the Urubamba river, which consisted of nothing but rapids for miles and miles and miles---which just goes to show how much we descended on that leg of the trip.


Cusco is at an altitude of 11,200 feet (3400m) so a little milder then Puno. By this time we were getting a little used to the altitude---at least the headaches and nausea were gone, though sleeping was still an issue. We felt good enough to scamper up some of the many hills. Cusco is a charming city, layered with pre-colonial, colonial, and post-colonial architecture.

And now we interrupt this program for a commercial announcement. It may or may not be the placebo effect, but this little pharmaceutical made us all feel significantly better with respect to the altitude. I swallowed it, but I have no idea what's in it--frog's eyebrows, leftover guinea-pig fragments, whatever.

Two more notable features of this advertisement. I love the lack of subtlety exhibited by the ailing gent on the far right. And this font, complete with outline, is apparently the official national font of Peru. 


From Cusco we proceeded to Machu Picchu. This is one tourist attraction which is definitely worth the hype. Photos can't capture it. Breathtaking, jaw-dropping, verdant jagged mountains in every direction. 



We were there at the beginning of January, which is supposedly the rainy season. Friends told me it would be disappointing because Machu Picchu would be shrouded in fog. As it turned out, everything was great. We had a little rain to deal with--not much. And the fog was merely some lovely wisps clinging to the mountainsides. 




What's the opposite of "bucket list"? A list of the things I will never regret wimping out on... at the top would be visiting Huayna Picchu, which is the peak visible in the background of all the Machu Picchu photos. While I was there I noted outlines of domes, stairs, and other architecture at the peak. Incredible--like something out of a fairy tale.


Only later did I learn that--incredibly--they take tourists up to the top. If you want to see insanity in picture form, Google "Huayna Picchu hike". One sneeze, and it's all over...


Many people don't care for the modern town of Machu Picchu, which exists purely as a staging point for tours of the historical site. I found it rather charming, backed up against these fairy-tale mountains. Note the huge missing chunk of rock that fell down some time in the past.




The train back from Machu Picchu again featured scenic windows in the roof. Unlike most such trains, there actually is a lot of scenery overhead on this route.


On the way back to Cusco, we stopped at Ollantaytanbo, a small town notable for more Inca ruins, Inca construction still in use, and the inherent charm of the town itself. I must admit that by this point everyone in this group was experiencing high-altitude-Inca-ruin-climbing fatigue, so we eschewed visiting the spectacular fortress (the stairs to which we could easily see zig-zagging up the mountain).

Either you get this joke, or you don't. The men in our group all got it. None of the women did.


This explains why no one knows what state Springfield is located in.

Some of the Inca stonework is still in use in Ollantaytanbo. The trapezoidal doorway is a characteristic feature (poorly suited to the use of actual doors).


We see here once again the Peruvian national font, which are these outlined balloon-animal characters. It's everywhere. 



And to wrap up, a visual aid. We carried this empty Coke bottle from Cusco back to Lima. The collapse indicates the difference in available air between Cusco and sea level.

Resolutions 2020


I've got to learn from the greats, earn my right to be living, with every breath that I take, every heartbeat...

My list of resolutions for this year is shorter than some previous years. Why so? I'm not sure; perhaps it reflects an evolving strategy of prioritization.

1. Simplify my life. Reduce the number of my possessions. Drastically reduce my stack of unread books. Complete or abandon unfinished tasks. Extend the make-your-bed principle (I do make my bed) to keeping my various inboxes clear and relentlessly chipping away at my to-do list.

2. Hit the gym about 25% more often, no matter how busy I get. Every year for everyone should include at least one fitness-related goal. I'm optimistic about this one, because actually I've put it into effect for several weeks, and I'm seeing the results.

3. Start a new language. Most likely this will be Persian. It's not the first time I have "started" Persian, but circumstances are more favorable this time. Notably I have found an excellent italki teacher for Persian.

4. Continue improving my Vietnamese. After two years of assiduous study, I can have meaningful conversations. This is satisfying and at the same time stimulates my awareness of what I miss out on by not communicating better.

5. Make significant progress on my digital-imaging research project. (My day job)

6. Spend at least five minutes a day writing this blog. May not seem like much, but it should allow for significant progress.


Préceptes pour vivre comme James Bond


(Precepts for living like James Bond: as an exercise, I am rewriting the earlier post in French.)

1. Chercher de nouvelles expériences.

2. Il n'y a rien hors de vos limites.

3. Toute crise présente une occasion de pratiquer son sang-froid.

4. Etre toujours en train d'apprendre.

5. Chercher toujours des moyens d'augmenter le niveau de sa vie--physiquement, mentalement et financièrement.

6. Si on ne trouve pas de saveur dans sa vie, chercher ce qui doit changer, et le changer.

7. Le faire avec élan.

Update 11 March 2024: Heavily revised with help from my French teacher Julie

Scenes from Myanmar

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This trip took place in December, but I'm just getting around to posting the pictures. We only saw a small part of the country, but what we saw was different from any place I've been previously. Forthwith some of the highlights. 

The lady to the left is a typical figure. The traditional longyi still predominates. Not a few men weat something similar. 

Gemstones are a local product. I had it half in mind to buy a pair of cufflinks as a souvenir, but I never saw such. I'm not sure the concept of "cufflinks" even exists in Myanmar. For that matter, I never saw a necktie while in the country. I heartily approve.

December in Yangon is like June in Maryland. It was a delightful respite from winter back home; on the other hand I can't imagine what summer would be like.

We stayed in the Governor's Residence, Yangon, which was literally the residence of the colonial governor when Burma was a British colony. This is my new favorite hotel of any place in the world. 



The hotel is not large, but the service exceeds any place I have seen. If you asked where something was, they would not tell you but rather take you there. I believe the local wage level allows them to hire ample staff to attend to the guests' every need. Each evening around 8:00 there was a knock on the door and a concerned pair of employees wanting to know if we needed anything done, or maybe some cookies. And at various points we found employees standing ready in the corridors, just in case we happened to need something as we were walking by. 


Pool at the Governor's Residence, which by design resembles something of a pond.


There is no "lobby" as such, but rather this little space, which is open to the outdoors. When you arrive you are invited to sit and have some tea. You are asked to provide your passports, and then a few minutes later they bring a form for you to sign and then escort you to your room.


Breakfast every morning was on this veranda. For me it was idyllic, but, again, I don't know how it could be with the heat and mosquitos of summer.

Another story which illustrates the attitude. Our last day in Yangon we were scheduled to leave the for the airport at 6:00 in the evening. We of course checked out of our room in the morning, before going out for the day. We came back to the hotel with a couple of hours to spare. The hotel provided a free room for us to relax in, inviting us even to shower and order room service.


This the "Elephant Coach" (no actual elephant included). This goes again to indicate the level of service in the country. For the city tour that I had requested, we were provided with this refurbished bus which could easily have held over a dozen passengers, for just the two of us. The bus came with a staff of three--a well-educated guide, a driver, and a "flight attendant" who made sure we were well-provided with juice and cold towels.


The Elephant Coach was appointed with wood furnishings, including this hand-carved air vent.


Shwedagon Pagoda dominates the city, a large gold-cased stupa atop a hill. When Southeast Asians say "pagoda" it seems they refer to an entire temple complex rather than just a single structure. The impressive stupa is surrounded by an equally impressive complex, It took us over an hour to make a leisurely circuit.



Kids visiting the pagoda. You see some wearing thanaka, a sort of sunscreen/cosmetic made from paste of a fragrant wood.


The actual stupa.

And now, change of locale. We took a flight for an overnight trip to Bagan, a small town famous for its literally hundreds of antique temples. I have a theory, BTW, that airline service in any randomly-chosen foreign country will be superior to that in the U.S. Myanmar did not upset the pattern.


The Bagan Lodge is very nice, although it can't compete with the Governor's Residence in my heart. Bagan has quite an arid landscape--somewhat scattered trees and scrub, but no grass to speak of. I had the feeling that I might be in someplace like Arizona.



This interesting little fixture in the lobby of the Bagan lodge (also open to the outdoors)--I christened the Three Eternal Urinators.


Instant noodles in the Bagan market. I don't know whether our instant noodles taste better, but they surely aren't as much fun.


Custom is to remove all footgear when entering a temple. This differs from the Japanese custom, which is only a practical measure to keep floors clean. In Myanmar the feet must be totally bare, and as often as not you will be walking outdoors anyway.


Just chillin' at the temple...


One of Bagan's many temples. This picture shows a detail which I also found interesting--note the panel of LEDs in the building entrance. I did not see many of these but I suspect budget is the limiting factor. I have not encountered such a mixture of the old and the new anywhere else--imagine if a Gothic cathedral equipped Jesus with an electric halo.



In Bagan, by the way, we were forced to rough it with a staff of only two to look after our every need. In fact our Bagan guide was an inspiring young local woman, always knowledgeable and considerate. Although her financial level was on a totally different scale from here in the USA, she seemed to live without the anxiety for the future that many people here experience. 


A devout cat.


The largest of Bagan's temples.


A rural village. The local economy is tightly interconnected: cotton is grown, spun, and woven into cloth; the unused parts of the cotton are fed to cattle, etc. Electricity was brought in just a couple of years ago. But they have found a new source of income in tourists. Our guide here was yet another  impressive young woman: speaking English, Japanese, and excellent self-taught French.



On the way out of the country, this impressed me. Note how the airport seats are not designed to stop you from taking a nap--and I saw several people taking advantage. And even more--note the generous amount of space in the background. If only I had had my roller skates...


And finally: preparations for a New Years Eve party as we were leaving town...

English/Thai Pun Sighting



Thought this was cute... spotted on a bag of potato chips. This is a variation on the Lays potato-chip logo:

This version is modified for Thailand. At a glance it appears to say something like "Lay." But if you ignore the big "L" the other two letters are the Thai symbols:

ลย

These are Thai letters corresponding to L-Y. So the Thai version of the brand name is hidden inside the English.



The Dirty Secret your Parents Never Told You about Columbus

There are people are see what is in front of their eyes, who learn what is told to them. And then there are exceptional individuals with special powers of insight, who see patterns and connections that others overlook.

I am one of those exceptional individuals.

Consider these well-known facts:

1. Horses were introduced to the Americas soon after Columbus's 1492 voyage (in fact by Columbus in 1493).

2. Crossing the Atlantic by ship in the era of Columbus took roughly a month or more.

3. Ships of the era were small by today's standards, with few amenities. Most of the crew were expected to sleep wherever they could find space. The Captain's own stateroom was not much bigger than an elevator.

Where did the horses ride on the ship? Clearly they must have been confined to a small space during the long weeks of the voyage.

And now we come to the crucial insight, whereby events of centuries ago suddenly shed light on the human condition today:

When your parents told you there was not enough space in the family room to keep a pony, clearly they were lying.