2. Keep driving around until you see someone standing by the side holding a sign that says "Honk 4 Jesus."
3. Drive a further 50 yards.
4. Park the car and stand by the side of the road holding a sign that says "You should have honked."
5. Your friend stands yet 50 yards further down with a sign saying "Now you're going to hell." Make sure both signs are lettered in bright colors.
6. Remember to smile and wave at all the cars!