Photo by marie b.1. Go to a car dealer and tell them you're shopping for a new car. Tell them you want to take a test drive. The smaller and lighter the model of car, the better.
2. Once in the car, out on the open road, with the salesman seated next to you, start making some idle chit-chat.
3. Segue into the Christopher Walken speech from Annie Hall. If you don't recall, it goes something (very loosely) like this: "Sometimes when I see a big truck coming I get this sudden urge to swerve into its path. I imagine the purifying flames coursing through my body...." It helps if you let your eyes glaze over and speak in trancelike tones.
4. For bonus points, wait until you see a truck coming and make the slightest of feints toward the left with the steering wheel.
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Why not make this joke truly practical, i.e., with payoff: to get the salesman to offer you a big price reduction on a larger car? Keep driving and keep talking until he relents.
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