Photo by elasticcamel Step 1: Go into the woods and shoot a moose. Step 2: Take the carcass to a taxidermist and hire him or her to mount the head for wall display. Step 3: Pay the taxidermist an extra $20 to rig the eyes so that they blink once every five minutes. Step 4; Mount the head on the wall above your dining table. Step 5: Host an elegant dinner party and watch to see which guest will first notice the blinking.
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