Photo by Michele Catania
Fantasized about while watching ads on the TV news...
Patient in eye doctor's office: Gee, Doc, I don't know what to do. My eyes are itchy and irritated all the time because they don't make enough natural tears.
Doctor [who manages simultaneously to exude reassurance and competence while being extremely good looking]: Your problem is not unusual. Fortunately medical science has discovered a simple treatment.
The doctor forms the index and middle fingers of his/her right hand into a V and pokes the patient in both eyes. BOINK!
Fade out as the doctor runs circles around the examining chair.
Photo by NYCArthur