(For college students and others sharing living quarters with a roommate:)
1. Go to the drugstore. Buy a bottle of wart remover.
2. Every night, after your roommate goes to sleep, paint wart remover in a circle around his or her neck.
3. In two to four weeks, your roommate's head will pop off like an oversized wart.
Trust me, you'll become a legend if you can pull this one off.