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Are you, like me, disgusted with the increasing blandness of fortune cookie fortunes? Remember the good old days when you used to see fortunes like this?
1. I saw what you did. Pervert.
2. WARNING: Toxic lubricant leak detected in fortune cookie machine. Recalibrate according to section 6 of the Manual.
3. You don't know me, but we were meant to be together. Meet me behind the moo goo gai pan.
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